Chris Rock on Marriage
"Everybodies looking for a solemate…nobody gets a solemate all you get is a mate… it’s just f*ckin and eating. The longer your with somebody there’s more eating and less f*ckin."
"In order for the relationship to work you both have to have the same focus, and that focus is her. It’s all about her, she’s already there fellas and she’s waiting for you to come aboard. Fellas, when you wake up in the morning and you look yourself in the mirror you should say F*CK YOU, f*ck your hopes, f*ck your dreams, f*ck your plans, f*ck everything you thought this life was going to bring you. Now let’s go out there and try to make this b*tch happy."
"Marriage is so tough, Nelson Mandela got a divorce. He spent 27 years in a South African prison, got beaten and tortured for 27 years and did it with no f*ckin problem. The man could do hard labour in 100 degrees South African heat for 27 years with no f*ckin problem. He got out of jail after 27 years of torture, spent six months with his wife and said I can’t take this sh*it no more."